DAVE'S CAVE
WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
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This page is for us all to ponder those little oddities that we call life.
You will truly be amazed at the way I see life!
Enjoy!
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SOME WORDS OF WISDOM....I THINK!
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Has Ed McMahon ever gone to a trailer park to award the million dollar prize?
If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they get rid of insects?
I need more money and less work!
Why don't the government pay their own way instead of making the tobacco companies pay for all of the governments waste for the past fifty
years?
When you get hit in the funny bone it don't feel funny to YOU...SO WHY CALL IT A FUNNY BONE?
It looks like any Joe Schmoo can have a web page! HA HA!
Always look BOTH ways before you cross the street!
Hail to the GREAT COW!
Bugs Bunny is badder than Rambo!
Why don't we ever hear of a psychic winning the lottery?
I think...But nobody cares!
We need flying cars for the 2000's
Is smoking a cigarette really the ultimate sin,or is it just POLITICALLY INCORRECT?
I wish all that I had to worry about was my receding hairline!
If you are still reading this,you must be really bored!
I am so poor that I can't afford to pay attention!
My computer is worth more than my house!
I drink grape juice because O.J. kills!
I need a new Dodge Viper!
The U.S.A. is not the A.T.M. of the world!
BILL CLINTON should have got TED KENNEDY to drive MONICA LEWINSKI home!
Only crazy people can see ghosts!
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun!
My job is a lot like M.A.S.H.
Blah Blah Blah!!!
I am a legend in my own mind!
I wish Ronald Reagan was still in the White House!
God must love crazy people because he makes so many of them!
Are we there yet?
Cigarette smokers has made politicians RICHER!
The day of the drug free president is OVER!
I still ain't rich!
Lets hope Bin Laden ain't working in a 7-11 store somewhere in the USA!
Eat Beans...America Needs The Gas!
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THE END....FOR NOW!
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This page was updated on April 4, 2005. Let us never forget to be proud Americans especially in these trying times!
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